Lunch + iPhone
Today at lunch, Robby quoted some Shakespeare. He couldn’t remember from what play it was, though, so he wanted to look it up on his phone.
The phrase: “…and pity ’tis, ’tis true.”
The method for research: iPhone + voice recognition.
The result: “and titties tits big boobs”
I’ll admit that they do sound somewhat similar, and I’m happy that technology always assumes that people are irreputable characters in constant search of irreputable things.
(*Side note: “irreputable” is a word. Spell-check is telling me it isn’t. Spell-check is wrong.)